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Today is my birthday! In honor of that, I am going to tell you some of my favorite birthday one-liners:
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Me: “I like having birthdays – it beats the alternative.”
My Friend: “Sure. But anything you have to compare to death to make it sound good isn’t all that great.”
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Me: “I am 97 years old today!”
My Friend: “Yeah, right! When most people lie about their age, they say they are younger.”
Me: “Not me. When I lie about my age I say I am older. Because for 55, I look pretty good. But for 97, I am quite a hunk!”
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Girl at DPS Drivers License Office: “What is your birthday?”
Me: “September 29th.”
Girl: “What year?”
Me: “Every year, silly.”
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From the late Joan Rivers: “When men have a birthday, they take the day off. When women have a birthday, they take off three years.”
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They say that, as you age, the second thing to go is your memory. I can’t remember what the first thing to go is.
🙂
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