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Today is my birthday!  In honor of that, I am going to tell you some of my favorite birthday one-liners:

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Me:  “I like having birthdays – it beats the alternative.”

My Friend:  “Sure.  But anything you have to compare to death to make it sound good isn’t all that great.”

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Me:  “I am 97 years old today!”

My Friend: “Yeah, right!  When most people lie about their age, they say they are younger.”

Me:  “Not me.  When I lie about my age I say I am older.  Because for 55, I look pretty good.  But for 97, I am quite a hunk!”

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Girl at DPS Drivers License Office:  “What is your birthday?”

Me:  “September 29th.”

Girl:  “What year?”

Me:  “Every year, silly.”

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From the late Joan Rivers:  “When men have a birthday, they take the day off.  When women have a birthday, they take off three years.”

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They say that, as you age, the second thing to go is your memory.  I can’t remember what the first thing to go is.

🙂

 

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