In honor of election day tomorrow, I thought I would post a couple of my favorite political jokes.
So, from Jeff in Spring, TX…….
How Much Is A Billion?
The next time you hear a politician use the word, “billion” as if it were no big deal – consider carefully whether or not that particular politician has any business spending your money.
A billion seconds ago, it was March of 1983. My 31 year old daughter had not even been born.
A billion minutes ago, it was 112 AD. The Christian church was still in its infancy.
A billion hours ago, it was the stone age. Grog and Muck Muck went on their first date to the dinosaur races.
however…..
A billion dollars ago in congress was only a little over 8 hours.
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Define Politics
Politics is the combination of two root words.
Poly – meaning “many”
Ticks – meaning “blood-sucking parasites”
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Raising Corporate Taxes
Politicians love to tell you that they are raising taxes on corporations and businesses. Nothing could be further from the truth. Taxes are a business expense. And just like any other business expense; when expenses go up – so do prices. So when congress raises taxes on companies, we all pay more for that company’s product or service.
Do you know a politician’s greatest fear?
That as he puts money in your left pocket, telling you how he made those bad corporations cough up their fair share – you will actually notice his other hand picking your right pocket!
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VOTE 🙂
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