In honor of election day tomorrow, I thought I would post a couple of my favorite political jokes.

So, from Jeff in Spring, TX…….

How Much Is A Billion?

The next time you hear a politician use the word, “billion” as if it were no big deal – consider carefully whether or not that particular politician has any business spending your money.

A billion seconds ago, it was March of 1983.  My 31 year old daughter had not even been born.

A billion minutes ago, it was 112 AD.  The Christian church was still in its infancy.

A billion hours ago, it was the stone age.  Grog and Muck Muck went on their first date to the dinosaur races.


A billion dollars ago in congress was only a little over 8 hours.


Define Politics

Politics is the combination of two root words.

Poly – meaning “many”

Ticks – meaning “blood-sucking parasites”


Raising Corporate Taxes

Politicians love to tell you that they are raising taxes on corporations and businesses.  Nothing could be further from the truth.  Taxes are a business expense.  And just like any other business expense; when expenses go up – so do prices. So when congress raises taxes on companies, we all pay more for that company’s product or service.

Do you know a politician’s greatest fear?

That as he puts money in your left pocket, telling you how he made those bad corporations cough up their fair share – you will actually notice his other hand picking your right pocket!



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