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From Frank in New Mexico…

A sales manager brought one of his salesmen into his office.  As the young man took a seat, his boss began the conversation.

“Tom, we both know that you are not the “brightest bulb in the basket.”  But that being said, you have never missed your quota in over 10 years.  I think that deserves a special award.  How does a new watch sound?”

Tom replied, “Tick… Tick… Tick…?”


Funny Quotes from Greg in Texas

“You only live once.  But once is enough if you do it right.”

– Mae West (no relation – unfortunately)


“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend.  Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read.”

– Groucho Marx


“Give a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day.   Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.”

– Terry Pratchett


“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out.  A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun!”

– Groucho Marx