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From Ron in Rhode Island



A man called a plumbing company to discuss his backed up drain.


As he spoke to a service technician on the phone, he said, “I am reasonably sure that I have a clog that is about 2 or 3 feet from the drain in my sink.  I would like to have someone come and clean out the drain.  When can you get someone here?”


The young man replied, “Well, you can probably fix the problem yourself with a coat hanger.”


The man laughed and replied, “Young man, does your boss know that you discourage people using your company like this?”


The young man said, “Yes sir!  He actually encourages it.  He says we normally make more money on the repairs after the homeowner tries to fix it themselves.”