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From Nancy in New York
A man went to his doctor for a physical.
The doctor asks, “Do you have any particular complaints or issues we need to discuss?”
The man replied, “Well, now that you bring it up, yes I do.”
The doctor said, “Go on.”
The man began.
“This morning, I noticed that my eyes are looking bloodshot and my hair is more gray. I am developing wrinkles around my eyes and my skin is sagging everywhere.”
The doctor replied, “That’s great!”
“What do you mean, ‘That’s great?” the man exclaimed.
The doctor replied, “Because your eyesight is perfect!”