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From Craig in Atlanta…
Top 10 comments you will NEVER hear from a sales leadership team:
10 – You’re not hitting your targets, but don’t worry – we will make it up somewhere else.
9 – This year’s quota is lower than last year’s.
8 – When the going gets tough… quit!
7 – We are really close to hitting our annual sales quota, but you have worked hard all year so take the last two weeks of the year off.
6 – I can accurately project what our sales volume will be during the second quarter of 2020.
5 – I wish I had more paperwork to complete.
4 – I’ve never seen that particular situation before.
3 – I know we’ve met our sales goal for the year – but please don’t start sandbagging sales for next year.
2 – See… I told you that our sales meeting would be short this time, and it was.
1 – It’s not my predecessor’s fault. It’s mine.