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From Dawn in South Dakota!

You know it is cold when….

  • When chasing criminals, instead of yelling, “Stop!” cops yell, “Thaw!”
  • Politicians have their hands in their own pockets!
  • You look forward to your hot flashes!
  • You start to speak, but your word just freezes in a warm air steam bubble like a comic book character!
  • Kids in the mall (and Kim Kardashian) have to pull their pants up!
  • Ice cream vendors have to use a blow torch to dip their ice cream!
  • People think twice before using the phrase, “I’ll do that when hell freezes over!”


  • On Christmas Eve night, when a mom tells their kid to go to bed, and the kid replies, “But Mom, my pajamas haven’t thawed out yet!”