Make the group smile as the week begins! Share your jokes and funny stories. Email them to me at firstname.lastname@example.org
From Dawn in South Dakota!
You know it is cold when….
- When chasing criminals, instead of yelling, “Stop!” cops yell, “Thaw!”
- Politicians have their hands in their own pockets!
- You look forward to your hot flashes!
- You start to speak, but your word just freezes in a warm air steam bubble like a comic book character!
- Kids in the mall (and Kim Kardashian) have to pull their pants up!
- Ice cream vendors have to use a blow torch to dip their ice cream!
- People think twice before using the phrase, “I’ll do that when hell freezes over!”
- On Christmas Eve night, when a mom tells their kid to go to bed, and the kid replies, “But Mom, my pajamas haven’t thawed out yet!”