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From Wendy in Wisconsin;
A young vacuum cleaner salesman was trying very hard to make his first sale.
It had been long day, but he decided to knock on one more door before calling it a day. The house looked vacant and he wasn’t sure if anyone would be there – but he gave it a try.
A lady opened the door partially and said, “It doesn’t matter what you are selling. I don’t have any money and I am not interested.”
As she began to close the door, the young man put his foot in the doorway, stopping the door from coming to a complete close. He noticed that the lady had a kitty litter box beside the door, so he quickly tipped it over, spilling all of the contents onto her carpet.
“Ma’am, my vacuum cleaner is so great, if it can’t clean that spill in 60 seconds, I will get down on my hands and knees and eat every bit of that litter myself.”
The lady replied, “Well, I hope you are hungry. They shut my power off yesterday!”