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As told to me by a taxi driver in NYC.
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A businessman was in a big hurry as he landed at LaGuardia Airport in New York.
He quickly jumped into a taxi. Never looking up from his phone as he checked his email, he said, “Please get me to the New York Stock Exchange. I’m running late, please hurry.”
A nice lady’s voice came back saying, “New York Stock Exchange. On my way.”
As the taxi entered the freeway and picked up speed, the businessman looked up from his iPhone for the first time and noticed that there was no driver in the taxi.
Feeling as if he were in an episode of the old Twilight Zone television show, he almost shouted, “Hey! What’s going on here?”
The pleasant female voice came back through the speakers.
“You may relax sir. I am the new Smart Taxi, New York’s latest and most proud invention.”
“I utilize the latest in GPS technology for navigation and the latest in military grade radar to insure that I always maintain the proper distance between us and the other vehicles on the road – thereby insuring a safe and accident free experience for you.”
“Absolutely nothing can go wrong.”
[click]
“can go wrong.”
[click]
“can go wrong.”
[click]
“can go wrong.”
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